Happy 4th of July Funny Quotes Messages USA Independence Day Jokes Trolls 2017

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Happy 4th Of July One Line Quotations | 4th Of July 2017 Quotes

Happy 4th Of July One Line Quotations | 4th Of July 2017 Quotes

4th of July Funny Quotes Messages

“America’s a family. We all yell at each other, and it all works out.” — Louis C.K.

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“When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.” — George Carlin

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“If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.” — Stephen Colbert

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“All great change in America begins at the dinner table.” — Ronald Reagan

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“All people are born alike. Except for Republicans and Democrats.” — Groucho Marx

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“My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.” — Yakov Smirnoff

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USA Independence Day Jokes Trolls 2017

“It’s Fourth of July weekend, or, as I call it, Exploding Christmas.” — Stephen Colbert

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“I always have the most fun on the Fourth of July. You don’t have to exchange any gifts. You just go to the beach and watch fireworks.” — James Lafferty

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“You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.” — Jon Stewart

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“‘And one day people will celebrate this day by getting shit-faced and lighting Chinese explosives on — Thomas Jefferson 1776.” — Zach Braff

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Better to starve free than be a fat slave.
Aesop


I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking.
Woodrow T. Wilson


Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
George Bernard Shaw


Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels.
Mark Twain

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If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
Stephen Colbert


The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.
Oscar Wilde


When you’re born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin


Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

 

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